frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian)

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*